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DetectSatan 2.0 is a scanner software designed to find the most mysterious type of spyware: SatanWare. SatanWare is a type of spyware invented by Satan to enslave more souls with the help from computers.
Detect Satan 2.0 finds the following types of satan's spyware:
- MP3, WMA AND OGG files. MP3 digital audio format (Soul SpyWare)originates from hell's sound laboratory which is often referred to as Fraunhofer institute. Its main purpose is to manipulate humans via their weakness for free stuff.
- AVI, MOV, MPEG and so on. Digital Video (Soul SpyWare) formats were invented by satan to spread porn all over the world.
- ZIP, RAR, TAR, GZ an so on. Satan has invented compression algorithms to allow people to store more satan's spyware on their hard drives.
- Microsoft Office files. Microsoft Office was invented by satan to enslave office workers.
- Links to YouTube. YouTube was created by satan to obtain souls en masse.
- Old types of satan's spyware. Files that contain 666 in the path, creation date or checksum.
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